Goldman Sachs, Canadian, stole Iowa, Ted Mean, Goldman Sachs, Sue over being Canadian, all polls anti-Trump unless he leads them, Goldman Sachs, Canadian, Mean Ted, Carson is a pathological liar, like a pedophile, like a violent criminal, Goldman Sachs, Universal Health care for everyone, Mean Ted, Jimmy Carter endorses Me, Goldman Sachs, Mean Ted, McConnell’s a good man, Canadian, Goldman Sachs, I agree with Bernie on big bad drug companies, I like Chuck Schumer, Mean Ted, Goldman Sachs, Canadian.
You have the script but you need the punctuation- all caps, bold letters, exclamation points. Throw in a few “WOW’s” and “GREATS”