[DCBryan1]

A Ranger, DEVGRU SEAL, Delta Force and a Russian Spetsnaz Operator were all sitting around a camp fire telling stories.

Ranger then boasts, "I once jumped into enemy territory, rucked 40 miles, and killed everyone on the airbase".

DEVGRU Seal says, "I once scuba dived 10 miles to the shore, rucked 50 miles, and killed every Taliban with a knife.

Delta Force Operator says, "I jumped into the ocean, swam 20 miles, rucked 60 miles, killed the whole village.

They look over to the Spetsnaz operator who, the whole time had been stiring the hot campfire coals with his dick.

[vetvetdoug]

I don’t care who you are, that there was funny.

[Rusty0604]

Lol