The other problem was Rubio supposedly said he met his wife at a Miami foam party, and in Miami foam parties tended to be gay club things. Not saying he couldn’t have wandered into one, like Al Bundy wandering into a gay bar because the music had a good beat, but....
Well that seems odd, since they attended the same exact high school at the exact same time.
You'd think he'd have run into her in the hall or lunchroom or had a class with her or something.
It would also seem odd that a Miami Dolphins cheerleader would be hanging out at a gay foam party.
But hell, at this point, I'm giving up.