“WHOOPIE!!! 4th Place! Jeb, you got almost a third as many votes as Trump. And this time we only had to spend $1200 per vote. That is way down from the $5000 a vote we have spent so far. At this rate we might win the nomination if we spend just another 20 or 30 billion dollars.”
“George, get on the phone and get your friends to chip in another 20 or 30 billion dollars to Jeb.”
“OK, Babs! Just hold your horses! Bami said the check is in the mail. George Jr. just has to promise again not to say anything bad about him after he leaves office.”