[SpinnerWebb]

He died because the satellite was two and a half hours late to take pictures of Beyonce.

[Ouderkirk]

He died because the satellite was two and a half hours late

And therein lies the answer to why he got dead. They really wanted this thing to pass over the Stupid Bowl at a low enough orbit where it would be noticed.

And I can see Madeline NotSoBright sipping Champagne with this nitwit's father toasting how they got a great deal out of them.....