“I like the trebuchet idea.
Fly the Friendly Skies!”
But Mexico won’t pay for that, so it must be pay per view.
How much would you be willing to pay to watch the launch?
Hell, we can even chuck the Isis boys caught in this country over while we are at it.
We can give two for one on weekends, July 4th, Veterans Day and Flag Day.
We could put in a viewing platform and charge $10 for adults and $5 for teens. Children 10 and under are free.
For the small fee of $50 a lucky citizen can be the one to pull the trigger. Free photo included.
We could turn it into a great tourist attraction!
Be the first on your block to “fly” a wetback to Mexico!