Yes of course. Just innocent questions, which don't reveal a thing about your dirty little mind. Nobody reading your words would ever guess what you think of innocent children. Your secret is safe!
What are you talking about? You do realize this is an article about a Muslim gang-rape, not some pedophiliac molesting a bunch of kids like you seem to be implying..?
Those are all serious questions that you don't seem to be interested in figuring out. What does no one noticing it happening have to do with innocent children? How do my questions about the missing boyfriend make you think I have a 'dirty little mind'? Just because you haven't been around a proper man doesn't mean no one is. When I went out with my girlfriend to a party with lots of people I don't know, I keep an eye on her to make sure she stays safe. That's manly, not creepy.
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