My lack of positive attributes is undeniable. As wretched as I am, though, the mountebanks, scalawags, and fraudsters known collectively as “sociologists” are far worse. I make things, build things, design things that people actually want. They string together words and numbers into books and articles that don’t even rise to the level of worthlessness. The output of the entire ‘profession’ of sociology has negative value: it is actively damaging to the body politic.
Sounds like your ex-wife, or her new husband is a sociologist! Ha ha.
How about Anthropology?
By the way, I make stuff too. If people did not want it, I would not eat.