ROFLOL! Great story - ah, the things we used to do as kids - if nothing else we were inventive with our games and how we played.
My city cousin thought I was nuts. What the hey! It was summer and we had an acre on which to play. Several very large trees. Few neighbors so my sister and I became bestest friends. Until the day we played school. After her turn to be the teacher she didn’t want to play any longer. My furious face o-—— with daggers coming out of my eyes :-)) Living in the country was all I knew so the school bus was anticipated joyously when I finally was of age to begin school. Then, we moved to the big city. Sigh some memories linger longer than others.