“What an overblown headline. ‘Twas a dark and stormy night, indeed.’
Undaunted and sustained by righteous purity alone, Our Fearless Hero turned his chiseled, dark and handsome features to face the storm, brushing off stray snowflakes which marred the pristine purity of his Royal Canadian Mountie uniform. He mastered the restive black stallion stud between his knees through will alone, and urged it calmly over the turbulent waters, towards The Light.
Ever Towards the Light.
You need to enter that one into the Bulwer-Lytton contest, it’s so bad it’s circled back upon itself and become art.
"Don't worry, Nell! I'll save you!!"
:-p