LOL, and when he got home from the funeral, all the kitchen cabinets were in disarray and the chairs were upside down on the table.
When he’s at work, change his screen saver to her picture. Put her favorite music on the CD. Text him every hour on the hour.
Put red jello in the shower head and draw a broken red heart on the bathroom mirror.
Lay her clothes on the bed and sprinkle red rose petals around them and throughout the house. A knife in their wedding photograph is always at the top of the list.
Of course, empty the bank accounts and take her valuables before he has time to gift them to his girlfriend/s or pawn them.
She really could have had a lot of gleeful revenge for a few days.
Damn, its almost like you have thought this one out for a while...