[hey Bean]

The only other place I felt like that was checking DU.

I've never been to DU because I knew it was vile. Never thought FR could be so nasty and hostile. Can't wait until creepy Cruz crashes and drops out.

[Publius]

I've never been to DU...

If you ever go there, make sure your tetanus shots are up to date, and consider a full body condom.

You'll need a decontamination protocol before you return to FR. I would suggest the same kind of decontamination given to people exposed to high levels of radioactive debris.