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To: County Agent Hank Kimball

Hank was always my favorite character.

Hank Kimball: Arnold Ziffel...
FBI Agent #2: Is the name familiar?
Hank Kimball: No, the name is Kimball. Hank Kimball.

Oliver Wendell Douglas: These gentlemen are from the FBI.
Hank Kimball: Oh... I’m with the Department of Agriculture. Heh Heh. Guess that sort of makes us, eh, sister-officers, huh? Well not sisters, eh, brothers. Although we’re not really related. Or maybe we are? I...
FBI Agen #2: [interrupting] Mr. Kimball, I wonder if you could help us?
Hank Kimball: Certainly. Always ready to help out a brother-sister. Eh, sister-fellow. Eh, can I see your credentials please?


332 posted on 02/03/2016 8:50:07 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido
Mine too! Most underrated show ever. First one to break the 4th wall.

One of my favorite bits of Kimball dialog is from the town meeting in the "Bing Bug" episode:

Kimball: "As you all know, I'm your County Kimball, Hank Agent.....No, I don't believe that I am. I'm Hank Kimball, your county agent. I guess that sounds better. Well...not better...."

Oliver Douglass: "Mr. Kimball, what about the bug?"

Kimball: "What bug? OH! As you all know, we have a serious problem on our hands....Well, it's not on our hands; it's on our corn...."

Fred Ziffel: "Well, now, do you know what kind of a bug it is?"

Kimball: "Well, at first I thought it was the European Corn Borer - but I eliminated him....Well, I didn't eliminate him. There'a a lot of them still running around. I did several hours of careful research..."

Douglass: "Mr. Kimball, now you've identified the bug for us. What we want to know is how to get rid of it?!"

Kimball: "That's a good question, because we all realize that the important....what was it you asked?"

Glad to know there's a fellow Green Acres/Hank Kimball fan out there! Hank

367 posted on 02/03/2016 9:18:14 PM PST by County Agent Hank Kimball (Trust Fund Donnie Trump thinks "Nuclear Triad" is a death metal trio.)
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