Hank was always my favorite character.
Hank Kimball: Arnold Ziffel...
FBI Agent #2: Is the name familiar?
Hank Kimball: No, the name is Kimball. Hank Kimball.
Oliver Wendell Douglas: These gentlemen are from the FBI.
Hank Kimball: Oh... I’m with the Department of Agriculture. Heh Heh. Guess that sort of makes us, eh, sister-officers, huh? Well not sisters, eh, brothers. Although we’re not really related. Or maybe we are? I...
FBI Agen #2: [interrupting] Mr. Kimball, I wonder if you could help us?
Hank Kimball: Certainly. Always ready to help out a brother-sister. Eh, sister-fellow. Eh, can I see your credentials please?
One of my favorite bits of Kimball dialog is from the town meeting in the "Bing Bug" episode:
Kimball: "As you all know, I'm your County Kimball, Hank Agent.....No, I don't believe that I am. I'm Hank Kimball, your county agent. I guess that sounds better. Well...not better...."
Oliver Douglass: "Mr. Kimball, what about the bug?"
Kimball: "What bug? OH! As you all know, we have a serious problem on our hands....Well, it's not on our hands; it's on our corn...."
Fred Ziffel: "Well, now, do you know what kind of a bug it is?"
Kimball: "Well, at first I thought it was the European Corn Borer - but I eliminated him....Well, I didn't eliminate him. There'a a lot of them still running around. I did several hours of careful research..."
Douglass: "Mr. Kimball, now you've identified the bug for us. What we want to know is how to get rid of it?!"
Kimball: "That's a good question, because we all realize that the important....what was it you asked?"
Glad to know there's a fellow Green Acres/Hank Kimball fan out there! Hank