You forgot rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s___-kickers and Methodists.
That’s true.
I’m not sure I’ll have room on my Brownshirt for all of those merit badges when I attend my next Trump Youth rally.
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