Well, you silly goose, somebody has to pony up the tax money to pay for all these cockamamie liberal schemes. If you weren’t working, then other working schmucks like me would have to pay more.
So we already pay these people to not work, and now they will get overtime for not committing crimes of course I am sure there is a 10 to one ratio between incidence of certain crimes and getting caught. What is next, bonus alcohol, cigarettes, and xboxes if they exceed a minimum requirement of public urination every month?