[billorites]

Try to get into housing with the gay Asian engineers.

They clean up after themselves, don't party and are unfailingly polite.

[Secret Agent Man]

Yeah, but they Bangkok. That’s a dealbreaker right there.

[ladyjane]

They clean up after themselves, don't party and are unfailingly polite.

I once lived next to door to some Asian engineers. They studied all the time. One night a semester, right after their exams, they would play Watermelon Man. Very loud. And dance. They danced with themselves. Not with each other. Except for one night they were perfect neighbors. Actually, that one night they were great neighbors.