That’s right - Baptists are not allowed to dance ... Looks too much like doing the wild thing!
“Baptists are not allowed to dance ... Looks too much like doing the wild thing!”
Actually, the truth is that Baptists aren’t allowed to make love standing up... because it might lead to dancing.
How do you make sure that a Baptist doesn't drink all your beer when you invite him on a fishing trip? Invite another Baptist.