I think “touch back trump” is catchier than “lonesome trump.” But there are so many possible monikers for the fraud: “adulterer donald,” “mafioso don,” “phony trump,” “establishment trump,” “pro-abortion trump,” “wealth tax don,” “single-payer trump,” “pied-piper don.” The raw material is nearly endless.
You have a point. How anyone can admire this guy is an absolute mystery.
Your Litany of The Donald is pretty impressive.