[RightField]

Mr. RightField had to complete his annual Medicare wellness survey this week.
It's chock full of fun questions like,

"During the past four weeks have you been bothered by feeling down, depress, or hopeless", and

"How confident are you that you can get emotional support from sources other than your family or friends?",

"How confident are you that you can control any emotional distress or health problems you have so that they don't interfere with your everyday life and the things you want to do?"

and the ever popular
"Does your home have throw rugs, poor lighting or a slippery bathtub/shows?"

[Nailbiter]

My home does not have throw rugs, poor lighting or slippery bathrooms?

I live in cardboard box with my dog- if he did not have fleas he would be a better companion. Next question