Let”s have a first amendment tax. Slowly raise the tax so newspapers like this cannot survive.
RETROACTIVELY raise the tax, beginning with the date of first publication.
On second thought, the Libtards would agree, "After all, we have the Ministry of Truth to inform us of everything we NEED to know."
"Plus, we have E!TV, DMZ, Jerry Springer and Oprah!"
Of course, we first have to outlaw any newspaper with more than ten pages. That's an assault paper.
Remember, printing presses are the tools of counterfeiters, child pornographers, and seditionary libelists and traitors. Besides, the First Amendment only protects the free press, like the internet. These criminal printers are just in it for the money, so when you tax them, remember to not only hit the sale price of their filth, but their advertising revenue as well. They use it to buy votes, too, and that.s also against the law.