Hans, check out that plumpkin Fraulein Barbie. Das is good.
Posted on 01/29/2016 6:01:08 AM PST by Bon of Babble
I the name of diversity and inclusion, Mattel has announced big changes to its Barbie product line again this year that will now include three new body types for the iconic doll: curvy, tall, and petite.
"The company hopes that the new dolls, with their diverse body types, along with the new skin tones and hair textures introduced last year, will more closely reflect their young owners’ world,"
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Yes, Prenup Barbie...Palimony Lawyer Skipper doll sold separately.
Barbara Millicent Roberts
Now, easy questions: Her parents’ names and her hometown?
Diabetic Barbie - goes into comma, have to apply sugar bottle to wake her up.
Heart Attack Barbie with accessible defibrillator
Barbara Millicent Roberts, as I seem to recall from my childhood.
:D
Yep, women and homo fashion designers who make women’s clothing for skinny boys to wear.
I think there will a big aftermarket for breast implants that you can glue onto big boned Barbie.
And a new short hair doll named “ Kendra”
She and Barbie decide to ditch men and move in together
Comes with cats
I’d really worry if Diabetic Barbie went into semicolon! ;)
Hans, check out that plumpkin Fraulein Barbie. Das is good.
...and matching flannel shirts & Subaru Outback
The better to travel back east to annual reunions of the Thespian Club
Gretchen Carlson typical FOX NEWS feminist
Was crowing how great this was yesterday
Ugh....
On a Triumph motorcycle? Major fox pass.
I never noticed that. It was a captured British bike.
...or to the airport for a flight to Beirut.
Don’t look now - MacDonald’s is considering test marketing chocolate covered fries.
Now I have even less of a reason to go to a place I never went to in the first place.
Jihad bride Barbie?
Shouldn’t she be traveling to Turkey?
With a suitcase full of porn videos for the fighters...
I have a feeling my original Barbies are about to get a whole lot more valuable...
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