[alexander_busek]

"[...] take a strict view of their excrements, and, from the colour, the odour, the taste, the consistence, the crudeness or maturity of digestion, form a judgment of their thoughts and designs; because men are never so serious, thoughtful, and intent, as when they are at stool [...]"

- Jonathan Swift, Gulliver's Travels

[tumblindice]

Ya know, there was a Huffington article on Texas tough guy Chuck Norris: he sure passes some tough excrement.

Chuck’s poops flex their muscles in the bowl, refusing to be dismissed, unwilling to be flushed.

And Chuck Norris’ dog picks up his own waste, because Chuck Norris doesn’t take **** from anyone.