Oh Dead Lord... Please tell me this is a joke or satire....
If not, it is so bad. He may have been trying to make a joke but becomes across as desperate...like a little boy pulling a girl’s pigtails because he has a crush. He can’t seem to focus on the campaign... On his message...because of what happened this week.
Please Ted...I like you, your positions are close to mine...and you are smart.
Think back to junior high ... Be cool! ,act like you don’t want the girl....she will want you all the more.
Oh, yeah...and don’t burn any bridges...
BTW, a catalog for social studies teachers had senior high school pix of all the candidates on its cover. Amazing. Actually, back in her Goldwater days, Hillary was not bad looking—which just shows what happens to you when you become a liberal witch (even though her skin didn’t turn green). Cruz was not his Munster-family self but looked like an extra from Jersey Boys or Welcome Back Kotter. And, of all people, one high school senior was wearing a military uniform——DONALD TRUMP!