[Calvin Locke]

Ah, one of those papers that you wish you were a subscriber so you could cancel, and tell them why.

Not that it does any good.

[shortstop]

I cancelled the Times several weeks ago when I found out the moderate Tampa Tribune delivered in my neighborhood. The Times called me to ask me to come back and I began telling them why I would never subscribe to their liberal rag ever again. They hung up on me in mid sentence.