[Starstruck]

You sure have a lot of weird uses for corn cobs ..you doth project too much or do you have personal experience ?

Yeah, we use them for pipes. We use them for decorations. But when the government (or Trump) get involved we just figure we got to bend over and.......(I think there's a weird word for this)

[Neu Pragmatist]

The weird word you are looking for is “starstruck”