[Signalman]

Would you like to turn Yellowstone over to the The folks who run Magic Mountain?

They could put up rides and sell trinkets.

[AndyJackson]

As a general rule private is better than government ownership and state ownership better than federal ownership.

I was thinking Yosemite Vales and Golf Resort myself. 18th hole called Half Dome. 19th hole a cable car ride to the top.