[Billthedrill]

I remain on the cutting edge of the aether movement. I mean, consider the aether: invisible, all-pervasive, can't prove it's there but you have to believe or you're ostracized. Sort of like White Privilege.

Don't even start me on Phlogiston, you unbelievers.

[Senator_Blutarski]

If we allow too much phlogiston to accumulate on one side of the universe we run the risk of the universe tipping over, in which case the stars and planets all fall out. (Hat tip to Congressman Hank Johnson...)