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To: DallasBiff

OMG, raped in a unisex bathroom. Zee ironie, eet ees deeleeciousss!


7 posted on 01/19/2016 3:03:13 PM PST by To Hell With Poverty (All freedom must be transported in bottles of 3 oz or less. - Freeper relictele)
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To: To Hell With Poverty

It started when we were dancing
It got heavy when we got to the bathroom
We didn’t go back to her place
We went to somewhere she cat sits

She said “I know I look tired
but everything’s fried here in Memphis

Now they want to know exactly which bathroom,
Dude does it make any difference? It can’t be important.

Yeah sure I’ll tell my story again.
In the bar light, she looked alright
In the daylight she looked desperate.
That’s okay I was desperate too.

I’m getting pretty sick of this interview.

Subpoened in Texas,
Sequestered in Memphis.


13 posted on 01/19/2016 3:20:58 PM PST by Mercat (But God prefers crockpots to microwaves.)
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