[Rock N Jones]

So, two Corintians go into a bar...
A Corinthian, the first, was sitting at the bar nursing a drink and had to excuse himself post haste and he put a little sign on his drink to protect his drink from poachers and it read “I spit in this drink!” Whilst he was gone another Corinthian, the second, put his sign right next to the first Corinthian’s sign and it read “Me Two!

[Mollypitcher1]

Good one. LOL