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Evelyn [Waugh, the novelist] used always to say that Tito [the Yugoslav dictator] was a lesbian who lived in Paris at the period when it was fashionable for lesbians to have their breasts removed.
Towards the end of the war Waugh met Winston Churchill's son Randolph in the bar of White's Club, and as a result wound up being parachuted behind the lines in Yugoslavia. Waugh's first diary entry reads "Tito like lesbian" and from then on he always referred to the partisan leader as "she."
When Randolph Churchill had a benign tumor removed, Waugh said: “The doctors have removed the only part of Randolph that was not malignant.”