Posted on 01/15/2016 5:28:53 AM PST by Kaslin
I’ll take the diamonds.....the fairy looking guy with the long hair, I’ll pass......
Laz.
OMG lol
^5 there ya go
I'm just saying..... :-)
Let's see: women need a good kitchen, a good Iron, and plenty of sammich makin’s. They never want that though.
Women want:
Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey, or worse George Clooney type of guy with lots of money and a fast car.
Cowgirls at least have some taste:
They'll settle for John Wayne, Ben Johnson, or Sam Elliot type that knows how to work, shoot, drive a pickup truck in the mountains and be a real man.
Well, almost if you consider a dictatorial tyrant the same as a messiah ...
The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
at the entrance:
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and The sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and The sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
Ugh! A waxed chest.
oh-yeah.
I want a Conservative candidate to win.
Well, we all do.
“What Do Women Want This Year?”
Here’s what I want:
1. I want the Muslims removed from this country so my children can grow up safe from religious oppression, terrorism, and sexual assault.
2. I want the upcoming Republican President in conjunction with the Republican dominated Congress to use their two years of power to repeal the Democrat agenda. All of it. I also won’t complain if the Senate impeaches all of Obama’s judicial appointments.
3. I want a forty year moratorium on immigration just like the US had from 1924 to 1965.
4. I want the most powerful military in the world.
5. I want leftism excised from education like the tumor that it is.
6. A smaller Federal government.
7. End the BLM and turn over BLM lands to their respective states. No exceptions.
8. I want open/concealed carry permits to receive the ‘Full Faith & Credit’ respect they deserve. My Wyoming permit should be valid in all fifty states and in all US territories just the same as my driver’s license.
9. End deficit spending by slashing entitlements.
10. Issue shoot-to-kill orders for rioters and looters who object to #9.
11. Treat illegal immigrants as the hostile invaders that they are.
12. Shoes. Dammit, I want some decent shoes! And chocolate. Chocolate would be nice.
13. I want anyone who preaches against the USA removed from their government job, public university/college/school job, and I want anti-American media to be treated the same way they’ve treated gun owners and taxpayers.
14. The next time North Korea threatens to attack the USA we accept their declaration of war and annihilate them.
15. The USA recognizes Taiwan as an independent country and we resume full diplomatic and military relations with them.
16. The USA recognizes Israel’s sovereignty over all lands that they’ve conquered in their defensive wars. We also move our Embassy to Jerusalem.
17. All foreign trade agreements get cancelled in favor of a simple policy that our trade policies towards any country will be reflective of their most restrictive trade policy towards us. If they lower barriers to our trade then we reciprocate.
18. The State Department will be purged of leftists. The remaining two employees can lock the place up. Diplomatic duties will be turned over to the Marine Corps.
19. The Department of Defense gets its old name back: The War Department. Let that be a message to our enemies.
20. Did I mention shoes?
- Megan
Fabric is not a problem for me at all! I fully enjoy my addiction!!
Meeee too!
I was wondering what Sarah Palin's Freeper Handel was.
I didn't know it was you the whole time Megan!
(Wink!)
Hugs~~~ It is a great list!
(-:
Hugs and kisses to you, too!
Be careful what you wish for, Hillary's more of a real man than Obama.
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