[Vendome]

I am:

Taking the lump sum
Renting a hotel penthouse
Wearing Tissue Boxes for Shoes
Resurrecting John Candy from the dead for companionship
Buying a baseball team and priceless stamps to send letters to friends

[a fool in paradise]

and priceless stamps to send letters to friends

Pension Office is going to lose those letters. They aren't ads or bills.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

I am:

Going to spend all my money making Pokeman real

or

Making thousands of clones of Rob Ross
for his hair
to carpet my house

or

spend all my time making cat videos for the internets

or maybe

devote all the money making the NFL jerseys have the Hello Kitty emblem on them.

But first, I’ll legally change my name to “your mom” so they’ll have to make out the check to “Your Mom’

can you imagine how many low information users will be calling their mom demanding cash?

[Callahan]

Bronson approves of this win.