Found it after all! In the 1998 article, Tyrell calls the list a “fatidical satire” (prophetic).
http://visualprime.com/Pub/AmSpectator-1994feb-00016
http://visualprime.com/Pub/AmSpectator-1994feb-00016
That's it! Way to go! I even remember the article layout and the font! A spectacular find.
Slick Willie, 178 years.
Hillary, 47 years.
I wonder how many each has now?!