[Billthedrill]

There were 26 members registered on the website as of Thursday evening.

Hmm...that may be a few shy of a quorum, actually. Nevertheless, we must celebrate what we are told is our new minority status somehow, I suppose. Never tried a dating site before, so here goes:

B.T. Drill, old, wrinkled, halitosis, bad temper and a drooping butt. But hey, I'm white!

Respondents: 0

Uh oh. Lemme try again:

B.T Drill, old, wrinkled, halitosis, bad temper and a drooping butt. I have a $3 million trust fund. But hey, I'm white!

Respondents: 53,248

That's more like it. Race is everything, you know...

[Paladin2]

Butt Hay?

[roamer_1]

You forgot to put in there that you fart a lot. Chicks dig honesty.