[libbylu]

Teddy will be swimming the moat with knife in his teeth and he knows how to fight.
Bonus: He will do it without stomping his feet, swearing, name calling and generally showing his butt the trumpees so admire and love....

[austinaero]

Your snide BS does Cruz no favors. Good think I like him despite your pissant hiss-fits.

[Starstruck]

Teddy will be swimming the moat with knife in his teeth and he knows how to fight.

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear

And it shows them pearly white

Just a jackknife has old Ted Cruz, babe

And he keeps it, ah, out of sight

Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe

Scarlet billows start to spread

Fancy gloves, oh, wears old Ted Cruz, babe

So there's never, never a trace of red

Now on the sidewalk, huh, huh, whoo sunny morning, un huh

Lies a body just oozin' life, eek

And someone's sneakin' 'round the corner

Could that someone be Ted the Knife?

There's a tugboat, huh, huh, down by the river don'tcha know

Where a cement bag's just a'drooppin' on down

Oh, that cement is for, just for the weight, dear

Five'll get ya ten old Teddy's back in town

Now d'ja hear 'bout Ricky Perry? He disappeared, babe

After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash

And now Ted Cruz spends just like a sailor

Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?

Now Scott Walker, ho, ho, yeah, Linsay Graham

Ooh, Mike Huckabee and old Rick Santorum

Oh, that line forms on the right, babe

Now that Teddy's back in town