Is the writer really this stupid? The Santa Mommy was kissing was actually Daddy dressed up as Santa. I thought everybody knew this.
...later on, Mommy did the mambo with you know who...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBW-92bdJV85
(Jimmy Webb with the Mitch Miller Orchestra, 1954)
whoops that was Jimmy Boyd (had Jimmy Webb on the mind)
I thought so too.