[Liz]

Hillary got schlonged w-a-a-a-y before Obama.

12 year-old Hillary was dreaming of her Prince Charming.
----but she got schlonged by a guy in uniform.

[bigbob]

HS = Hillary Schlonged

[SparkyBass]

by all reports that was more of a shrinky-dink...

[Vaquero]

I said na na na na ..

You gotta know how to pony

Schlong Peyronie Maronie

You gotta know how to twist

I said, it just like this
I said mashed potato

Do the alligator

I said, Billy, get your yo-yo

Come on and let’s go

[Buckeye McFrog]

Near as I can tell Hillary got schlonged sometime in the Spring of 1979, and likely never again afterwards.