12 year-old Hillary was dreaming of her Prince Charming.
----but she got schlonged by a guy in uniform.
HS = Hillary Schlonged
by all reports that was more of a shrinky-dink...
I said na na na na ..
â¨You gotta know how to ponyâ¨
Schlong Peyronie Maronieâ¨
You gotta know how to twist
â¨I said, it just like this
I said mashed potatoâ¨
Do the alligatorâ¨
I said, Billy, get your yo-yoâ¨
Come on and let’s go
Near as I can tell Hillary got schlonged sometime in the Spring of 1979, and likely never again afterwards.