It's that YOU either are abjectingly lacking in reading comprehension, or refuse to see/take in what I post. Perhaps it's a little of both, as well as your having attended substandard schools.
Look go on the internet and look up the word "Schlonged". I don't give a flying f**K what you think or know it means. People look it up to determine what he said. My comprehension allows me to look up meanings that I don't know. When you tell me what you post that is in opposition to everything I read I had a tendency to doubt you. And speaking of substandard schools what the hell is "abjectingly"?