[IamConservative]

As I grow older I become less judgmental about my elders’ restroom activities.

Once I turned 50, I implemented two rules to govern bodily functions. They are followed strictly. 1) Never pass a bathroom. 2) Never trust a fart.

[Vermont Lt]

I used to drive from just north of Hartford Ct to Portland ME twice a week, and back.

I know every public restroom between those two cities.

It would get to the point where I knew the rest area workers.

Oh...those were the days. Not.