What, don’t the Scots have vermin— that they have to import them?.
Not even the vermin want to live in Scotland!...says this Scot...
There are places in Scotland where colour has not been invented, where black, white and gray are all that exists.
In Scotland the rain disobeys the laws of Thermodynamics and remains a liquid at sub zero temperatures because it can better make people miserable that way.
Certain portions of this rant brought to you be courtesy of Liberal wacko and Scottish immigrant Mark Day on YouTube.
Doesn't make them any less true.
Look up Billy Connolly's rant on the fellow at Glasgow International Airport that stopped a bunch of Jihaddis by merely kicking the snot out of them.