You want some polonium?
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/polonium-210-on-sale-for-a-mere-69/
Polonium-210 On Sale For A Mere $69
Yes, Polonium-210, "which experts say is many times more deadly than cyanide," the story notes, "can be bought legally through United Nuclear Scientific Supplies, a mail-order company that sells through the Web.
I don’t think that you are Russian, myself, but I’ll continue to use it as shorthand. My bet is that you’re a Paultard.