My Smith & Wesson is on the desk. My great-great
grandfather carried that gun when he was a lightkeeper
on the Tennessee River. - He maintained the lights
along the shore that gave the traffic along the river
light for safe passage. - There were, & may still be,
some very rough customers all along that river. -
That gun has never in all its days jumped up, loaded
itself and shot anyone.
“That gun has never in all its days jumped up, loaded
itself and shot anyone.” Obviously it needs more training.
It shouldn’t have to load itself. I should already be loaded.
Laz is offended that Twinkie’s gun is on the desk. ALL ALONE! Nobody puts Smitty in the corner! NOBODY! Guns need company, Twinkie should have derringers for Smith & Wesson to play with. Laz is upset at this cruelty!
Furthermore, LAZ IS FURIOUS the gun is unloaded! Does Twinkie drive a car with no gas???? This is NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Out of all the many Guns I have owned for the past fifty years, not one of them has killed a Young Girl like Ted Kennedy did using his Oldsmobile or killed four Brave American Patriots like Hillary Clinton did due to her Incompetence as SOS.