I see what you did there ;-) Well, since it’s Christmas I’ll nominate one of the very VERY few rap tunes I can tolerate - “Christmas in Hollis” by Run DMC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8
Clever lyrics and a cute video, and I would note the title says “CHRISTMAS” not some happy holidays crap.
I'm probably the only FReeper here that enjoys rap.
Thanks bigbob ((((Hugs))))