Obama:
“My fellow Americans...let me be perfectly clear; the recent attacks in Paris and California are not the result of Radical Islam, but rather too many guns in the hands of the American people. By the power vested in me by Marx, Lenin, Mao, Stalin and Castro; all firearms are hereafter banned. We’ve also suspended the presidential elections indefinitely. Good night.”
This would be my go-sign. I would not be alive by weeks end.