[ontap]

I saw a dead snake on the side of the road the other day....felt worse about that than this pig bastard!!!

[njslim]

Question:

Whats the difference between dead Muslim in the road and a skunk.?

Answer

There are skid marks next to the skunk.......

[Carriage Hill]

What’s the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead muslim terrorist in the road?

There’s skidmarks in front of the snake.