[reg45]

The perp was offended by the Christmas party, so now we will have to ban Christmas parties.

[fhayek]

The list of things that we need to ban to prevent the violence of the past year or so:

Christmas parties
Confederate flags
Bibles
Heavy metal music
Sidewalk cafes
Soccer games
Congregations of African-American Christians
Pro life rallies
Pro constitutions rallies
Jewish congregation
Pro family rallies
Any White, Christian or Conservative associations
Gun shows
Meetings of the Midwest Pork Producers' Association.