[subterfuge]

If Obutthole calls off the election I’m going to DC with my pitchfork. You?

[Pearls Before Swine]

If Obutthole calls off the election I’m going to DC with my pitchfork.

Metaphorically, yes. But it also sounds like a "don't bring a pitchfork to a gunfight" situation.

[amorphous]

If Obutthole calls off the election I’m going to DC with my pitchfork. You?

Pitcairn Island sounds nice.