Counselor: That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? You do! Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land, where maybe we can find some self-confidence for you, you jackwagon!
Just imagine how these little snowflakes would react if they saw those same Confederate flags coming up Little Round Top at them.
Oh, that's EASY...
They'd throw down those icky-yucky muskets they were forced to carry when they were conscripted for fighting Lincoln's War, hold hands and sing "Give Peace A Chance" at the oncoming gray ranks...
That is, if their daddies didn't buy an Irish immigrant to serve for them...