Can you imagine the conversation going on in the ISIS caves now?
“Hey Ahmed, what’s up?”
“Oh, hi Mohamed, I’m just shaking in my boots with fear and frustration.”
“Why is that? What happened?”
“Well, I was going to get a bunch of us to blow up some bombs during a college football game and at some shopping malls during the holidays in the United States. I was going to take as many of those infidels out as I possibly can with my AK47 before I martyr myself with the suicide vest I made.”
“Yeah, that sounds awesome dude!”
“I thought so too, but now the president of the great satan, 0bama, has threatened us with a climate change conference! I don’t know what to do. If only their state department had been able to create us those jobs they talked about a while back.”
Excellent! Very funny.