I’m soooo sorry that you want to chop off my head.
If that offends you, well tough shit.
I work in the high end pet care industry. The owner is a long-term pot smoking lib who is slowly coming to his senses. I am waiting for him to hire some biatch in a headscarf who demands that we remove all of the dogs because they offend her. When will we work up the nerve to issue a hearty GTFO to whole lot of them?